We've all been there, the dreaded morning after a night full of bad decisions because of alcohol. Not my drug of choice, evident by how much booze I have stacked in my kitchen cabinet and my fridge. Or does that mean that I love alcohol? Who knows? What I do know is that if that one particular bottle from a few years back was labelled as "Tomorrow you will wake up wanting to chew your arm off, rather than wake her up", I would have thought twice about consuming the contents.
Here are some famous alcohol brands you might recognise, but with labels that might be closer to the truth that most of us would like to admit. This is "If alcohol labels told the truth".
Dit was lekker, en jy sal more kan lees oor Odyssey. Vir nou moet jy die Random Gevaaalikhede geniet voor jy huistoe waai. Waarvoor wag jy, laat jy gaan. Begin scroll na onder.
Geniet vandag se Random Gevaaalikhede.
Right, soos julle weet is ek by Oppikoppi. Ek neem aan dit is awesome, dit is gewoonlik. Ek sê ek neem aan want ek het die Random Gevaaalikhede gedoen voor ek die pad geslaan het.
Once you reach the age of about 25 you will start seeing plenty of baby photos in your Facebook timeline. In some cases you might be exposed to it at an even earlier age, because your friends have no trouble getting into each others pants, they just don't understand where babies come from, glipsie. Soon my jong friend you will want to slam your head against your desk, because you will be bombarded with baby photos, like newborn photo-shoots.
My godchild just reached the 9 month milestone yesterday. I have taken pictures of her in the past, but for her own safety I choose not to share these pics online. It's hard, but security is a real concern when sharing images of your kids online. So just keep that in mind. Maybe just e-mail a photo directly to your loved ones instead of putting it out there for the whole world to see.
You've all seen them; babies in all kind of strange positions, with crazy wool object on their heads - the type of head-ware no person would ever choose to ware if they had a choice in the matter. Jame Clauss decided to do a newborn shoot with two of her friends, and their dog. The results are hilarious and also great viral adevertising for Jame. If you would like to see more of her work, check out her website. For now, just sit back and laugh with us.
Jy het seker gewonder wat jy vandag by die werk gaan doen, en hier is is dit nou. Random Gevaaalikhede. Wat sou julle sonder ons doen by die werk? Werk? In die woorde van Sasha Baron Cohen: "Ich don't think so". Enjoy.