Cross Fit by Jesus – A CrossFit parody
Remember that cult with the guy who wears the wizard-robes and a weird hat? How about the cult that believes in Xenu the ruler of the Galactic Confederacy about 75 million years ago? These two cults are better known as the Catholic Church and Scientology. These days we have to deal with a different type of cult, namely CrossFit. Jip, it’s almost as annoying and ridiculed as the other two cults I’ve mentioned here.
People like making fun of silly things, and CrossFit is no different. Thus, I give to you Cross Fit by Jesus. The video explains it better than I ever could. Just keep in mind that this is a joke and if it invokes feelings of anger and rage in you, maybe you should ask yourself if your membership of a cult has made you a silly little bitch?