If alcohol labels told the truth

We’ve all been there, the dreaded morning after a night full of bad decisions because of alcohol. Not my drug of choice, evident by how much booze I have stacked in my kitchen cabinet and my fridge. Or does that mean that I love alcohol? Who knows? What I do know is that if that one particular bottle from a few years back was labelled as “Tomorrow you will wake up wanting to chew your arm off, rather than wake her up”, I would have thought twice about consuming the contents.

Here are some famous alcohol brands you might recognise, but with labels that might be closer to the truth that most of us would like to admit. This is “If alcohol labels told the truth”.