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Boer goes to see an English speaking lawyer in order to start divorce proceedings.
The lawyer asks him, “May I help you?”

The Boer says, “Ja. I would like to have a divorce.”

The lawyer asks him, “Do you have any grounds?”
The Boer says, “Ja. I got 600 hektyres.”
The lawyer says, “Sir, you don’t understand. Do you have a suit?
The Boer says, “Ja. Of course I got a suit. I wore it to church on Sundays.”
The lawyer says, “Ahmm. No, what I mean sir, is, do you have a case?”

The Boer says proudly, “Now let me tell you that are not good trackers.
I got two John Deeres.”

The lawyer is beginning to sweat. “Sir. Do you have a grudge?”

The Boer’s also a bit irritated by now. “Ja. I of course I got a grudge.
That’s where I park the bakkie.”
The lawyer, sighing, asks, “Does your wife beat you up or something?”

The Boer says, “No, we both get up at 04:30.”

By now the lawyer is getting really frustrated, but tries one last question.
“Does your wife nag? Is she a nagger?”

The Boer says, “No, SHE’S white. But our last child is a nagger. That’s
why I wants to get a divorce.”

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